Saturday, October 25, 2008

prime candidates

I just don't know what I'm going to do when this election is over. For weeks now, I haven't been able to turn away. (Who has?) I have withdrawals when I think about the end, so I've made a major, life-changing decision. One that will demand major sacrifices and untold dedication to my country.

I've decided to run for President of the United States as a write-in candidate.

Please, don't thank me. Thank Sarah Palin, who has taken mediocrity to truly astounding heights. The Alaskan anger bear has given me so much inspiration. I just know I'm qualified for the job!

All I needed was a running mate who could give Palin some competition.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So you think Mira is capable of the job uh? Maybe you'll have to wait a while 'til she grows up and prove is able to shoot bears and wolves Alaska!

Heather

Anonymous said...

So you think Mira is capable of the job uh? Maybe you'll have to wait a while 'til she grows up and ***prove is able to shoot bears and wolves Alaska!***

Heather

***How can I make corrections to my post!!! I should proofread before I hit the 'send' button. Oh well, but you get the gist right?....LOL

Christie said...

I would totally write you in.

Adrienne said...

Too cute!

WineGrrl said...

I'd choose Mira over Palin (eeww) any day!

Silver Bee said...

mira is getting so big!!

is she still a little bugger?

more mira cuteness please!!!